Twilight Parody Chapter Two.

Bella and Edward entered the class and sat next to each other Professor Snipes walked into the classroom and looked at the children and smiled stupidly and said "Huh well we have a special guest here today Charlie Swan from the Forks police force" Edward and Bella felt their insides clench and the policeman entered the room proudly. A couple of girls fainted at the sight of the town hero. He smiled at the class and said in a powerful voice "Hello there you little micros. I am Charlie some of you may know me... Who am I kidding you all know me" At the corner of his eye he saw Bella and Edward. He smiled evilly and said in a loud proud voice "Well look here children we have some emos!" The class all turned to Bella and Edward and boo'd and threw stuff at them. Charlie joined in he picked up a desk and threw it at Edward. Edward fell back of his chair. Bella squealed and said in a emotional voice "My love!" Edward was knocked out. Charlie smiled as the emo laid there unconscious. He looked at the class and said "That's how you knock out a emo boys and girls Charlie Swan style" One of the girls called out "Isn't that girl your daughter?" Charlie spun around and shouted "That emo may be my offspring but don't confuse that with daughter you uptight chav!" He brought out his gun and fired. Everyone turned to see Edward with blood coming out of his arm. Charlie laughed and said "silly Emo freak" Bella wailed and said "My love! You must go to the nurse!" Edward who grimaced said "No.:. I am a monster" Bella said "No you must go.." Charlie looked at Bella and said "Can't you hear? He said no you silly emo". Bella started to sob as the guy she had met under a hour ago was bleeding. Charlie on the other hand was happy going on about his heroic adventures.

Edward stumbled out of the class room pale faced Bella followed him trying to lead him to the nurse, But Edward wouldn't have it "No foul human I must not venture to the hospital bay I am a monster!" Bella replied with a matter of urgency "But my love you need assistance!" Charlie walked past and said "Die you foul evil loathsome emo!" Edward smiled sadly and said "Yes Chief Swan" Charlie froze and said in a slow dangerous powerful voice "You dare" Bella shrunk down as Charlie marched towards Edward "You dare talk to I! Charlie! You cheeky emo!!!" Edward smiled sadly and said "Feel free mister kill this worthless Monster" Charlie stopped and smiled evilly and brought put his gun and shot Edwards foot and walked off. Edward fell to the floor howling in pain.

Bella and Edward entered the hospital and Edwards father Carlise walked forwards winking at various girls when he saw his son he pretended not to notice and carried on walking. Bella ran after Carlise screaming "Dr Cullen! The love of my life is on that hospital bed bleeding to death please help him!" Carlise froze and spun around and walked towards Edward, Edward squinted at his father with a look of admiration and love an said "Father... You came to help... Me a monster... You really are amazing..." Carlise just carried on walking till he left the ward. Edward smiled sadly and said "I forgive you father"

Charlie was on the road searching for some emo scum, He chuckled as he heard a certain song "God save the queen" He decided to sing along "God save the emos they aint no human beings" He swerved the car and ran over a emo. He smiled he was doing the world a favour he was the man. His phone rang and he looked at the caller ID "Freak" He answered "Hello you emo" The voice on the other end of the phone replied "Dad! My love has been shot" Charlie hung up.