Post by montithunder on Dec 5, 2016 6:47:05 GMT
Step 7 baby transport
Well readers u got this far rasining ur baby so now u need to think about how u will get ur dumb baby around when u have u go out with it and letz face it yo half the time u don’t even need to go out with ur baby u just want to so u can show it off yo and be all like oh I got to feed my baby boob milk oh I hope no one kicks up a fuss becase secret I just want attention…… but readers these lame brains get their come uppings yo because theres a chance that the baby needs to poo when being takin around the city normally mothers make sure the baby has pooed before showing it off but some babys have a sneaky poo waiting and mothers hate this cos it shows the public that babys suck harder than simon of all sights yo
So I know wat u mothers r thinkin yo 'oh I need a huge baby stroller that takes up loads of space on the sidewalk so people notice I had a baby" huh nope u dumb mother yo that’s not the monti way yo. The first thing and cheapest way of taking ur baby about is duck tape yo just strape some duck tape around you and the baby and get goin yo but my favorite method is just placin the baby in a hambag yo because readers girls have hambags nearly as big as godzilla yo so just stick ur dumb baby in there
'oh but monti then I can't show my baby off" OMG U STUPID MOTHER poo NO ONE CARES ABOUT UR pooIN BABY GET OUT OF HERE NOW YO I HOPE UR SLIDE DOWN A RIVER OF POO AND INTO A FIELD OF CATUSES THEN A GIANT TURTLES RIPS U UP AND POOS ON YOUR BONES
Step 8 baby toys
Ok yo so here is where most lame brain mothers make the mistake they spend so much money on toys that babys don’t even need yo.
This old guy is all like 'huh spare £1" and young mothers are all like
Huh no I don’t have any money 4 u I have to buy a £21 nest for my baby
amzn.eu/bAweclK
Wtf r u raising baby or a bird yo omg ur baby doesn’t need a stupid pooing nest yo what a stupid waste of money yo and all these dumb expensive toys babys grow out of in like 2 months just look at this uo yo a £10 dumb caterpillar huh
amzn.eu/bQEuhYv
Babys are so dumb they don’t care about dumb plastic toys that r stupidly priced u can give them anything to play with and they will be happy yo so u may as well cut off ur dick and give them that cos face it yo ur wife smells like baby poo and is all used up after her labour yo.
When I was lookin after a baby before I gave it a condom to play with and it was fine playing with that yo way cheaper than a stupid pooing baby nest omg yo
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Huh well readers weve covered a lot o ground today and by now u should be better parent but theres still more ground to cover yo so join me next time for chapter 3 where things get super spicy yo
Downloadable content
Close those paypal screens now readers cos unlike simon of all sights who only wants money to see people suffer I am amazing
q. Monti u are so kind and loving sexy and cool how do you do it?
r. Huh good question yo It all comes naturally yo so I don’t need to do anything
q. Monti what is your favorute gun in the world?
r. Huh my favorite gun would have to be the monti rifle 926939395830 mega hyper vapor sun sun beam shotgun yo, don’t wanna brag but I made it myself yo
Well readers u got this far rasining ur baby so now u need to think about how u will get ur dumb baby around when u have u go out with it and letz face it yo half the time u don’t even need to go out with ur baby u just want to so u can show it off yo and be all like oh I got to feed my baby boob milk oh I hope no one kicks up a fuss becase secret I just want attention…… but readers these lame brains get their come uppings yo because theres a chance that the baby needs to poo when being takin around the city normally mothers make sure the baby has pooed before showing it off but some babys have a sneaky poo waiting and mothers hate this cos it shows the public that babys suck harder than simon of all sights yo
So I know wat u mothers r thinkin yo 'oh I need a huge baby stroller that takes up loads of space on the sidewalk so people notice I had a baby" huh nope u dumb mother yo that’s not the monti way yo. The first thing and cheapest way of taking ur baby about is duck tape yo just strape some duck tape around you and the baby and get goin yo but my favorite method is just placin the baby in a hambag yo because readers girls have hambags nearly as big as godzilla yo so just stick ur dumb baby in there
'oh but monti then I can't show my baby off" OMG U STUPID MOTHER poo NO ONE CARES ABOUT UR pooIN BABY GET OUT OF HERE NOW YO I HOPE UR SLIDE DOWN A RIVER OF POO AND INTO A FIELD OF CATUSES THEN A GIANT TURTLES RIPS U UP AND POOS ON YOUR BONES
Step 8 baby toys
Ok yo so here is where most lame brain mothers make the mistake they spend so much money on toys that babys don’t even need yo.
This old guy is all like 'huh spare £1" and young mothers are all like
Huh no I don’t have any money 4 u I have to buy a £21 nest for my baby
amzn.eu/bAweclK
Wtf r u raising baby or a bird yo omg ur baby doesn’t need a stupid pooing nest yo what a stupid waste of money yo and all these dumb expensive toys babys grow out of in like 2 months just look at this uo yo a £10 dumb caterpillar huh
amzn.eu/bQEuhYv
Babys are so dumb they don’t care about dumb plastic toys that r stupidly priced u can give them anything to play with and they will be happy yo so u may as well cut off ur dick and give them that cos face it yo ur wife smells like baby poo and is all used up after her labour yo.
When I was lookin after a baby before I gave it a condom to play with and it was fine playing with that yo way cheaper than a stupid pooing baby nest omg yo
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Huh well readers weve covered a lot o ground today and by now u should be better parent but theres still more ground to cover yo so join me next time for chapter 3 where things get super spicy yo
Downloadable content
Close those paypal screens now readers cos unlike simon of all sights who only wants money to see people suffer I am amazing
q. Monti u are so kind and loving sexy and cool how do you do it?
r. Huh good question yo It all comes naturally yo so I don’t need to do anything
q. Monti what is your favorute gun in the world?
r. Huh my favorite gun would have to be the monti rifle 926939395830 mega hyper vapor sun sun beam shotgun yo, don’t wanna brag but I made it myself yo
